Good-day, my friends and enemas.....Here's a little look at some of the shennanigan's that Jason and Vince dragged me into doing....I wanted no part of it, but, the good Christian man that I am, I did it to make THEM feel good, the good guy that I am.....

Never a dull moment when the F4 are in town, and it will probably always be like that , if I have it my way; I know the others feel the same, and I feel confident speaking for them when I tell the folks back home that if they thought we were crazy before, wait 'till I get back with all my new "ideas"....heheheh....hide the kids and stay off the roads...

Here are some of our "missions" that went, well, a little awry (I thought they turned out just fine?):

. . . Getting pulled over @ Bonsall Park, our RECON missions, the time our Recon mission went bad at the Ademski's, getting caught by Coach K as we sung "We didn't start the fire" before the Brandywine game, or getting caught by Coach K when we taped all of Tony's belongings (blankets, pillow, clothes, alarm clock, trash can, etc.) up on the ceiling @ Blue/Gold, or even getting caught by Coach K. as we read "magazines" (J-you're not off the hook yet), having to explain to Mrs. Euculano @ the St. Mark's game how my money got out of my pants and behind the couch (p.s.-thanks for giving me back the change, but there was five dollars missing--we'll talk later---call me), the trip down to the beach with no place to stay and nobody asking ME if I had a credit card, putting traffic barrels on Katie's lawn, putting Mike's couch in the back of the truck and driving it around Dartmouth, hitting a Recon on Elmo's house for two hours while he was home alone; doing 250s on 202 homecoming night of Soph. year----Gimme two dollars on TWO! (Jay knows the story).

AND THE NEWEST UPDATE(s)....

The newest chapter in our book of adventures includes:

The annexation of Georgia (Success);

The annexation of Mississippi (Success);

Operation Barrel Drop (and recovery) (Success);

Repelling 101: The art of improvising in an urban environment (ONGOING)

Operation "Calling Card" (ONGOING)

See, and that's just the rough stuff....There's the late nights at Golden Castle, high school football games, getting caught by Coach K,oh, wait, why is it that it was always "we", as in all of us, getting caught, but "I", as in only me, getting blamed?,,, all of the Super Bowl parties (which is a story in itself), having eleventh-grade astronomy/meteorology with the whole F4 present, making numerous calls to phone booths: "Ello, is dis Amedica? Hey, guys, ve got Amedica......Yay, Amedica, Ve Luv Yu.", and telling the guy we were the cops; cutting class to eat @ Hometown Buffet; picking up traffic barrels @ 40 MPH, (does "Walt Whitman" ring a bell?),reconning down vince's basement stairs, dropping off our "calling card" at Mike's house, and retrieving said card, then narrowly avoiding capture, and once again nailing old Samuelson's house, also without getting caught ...

Needless to say, we've got a lot of roads yet untraveled....I just like to keep these travels visible because we've come too far to lose sight of where we've been....But, like I said, we've still got a lot of road to go together....And we all know we always have the most fun when we're in the car together, and I'll leave it at that.

Let's just make sure we keep on looking out for eachother, that's what friends are for..